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Jeffrey Spolan's
Famous
ONION THEORY OF LIFE

Life is like an onion.
It is made of many layers.
One on top of another.

As we progress through life
we peel the layers away
one by one.

At the very end we are left
with a pile of onion peels
and we discover
we are weeping!

This is the Onion Theory of Life
and for the life of me
I cannot understand why people
would want to repeatedly reincarnate themselves...?

This is a mystery.