Special Press Release:
Mikey Gavon, from Red Hook, has just been appointed the Brooklyn Special Ambassador of Cultural Affairs to the Central Committee of the People's Republic of China.

His first duty will be to translate into Chinese:

"Pray to the Gods who made spaghetti,
That we have the strength to catch the Yeti"

"I am the Yeti, and I love to eat,
I am the Yeti and I have big feet"

Mikey is warmly received by the PRC Central Committee
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For additional information contact:
Jeffrey Spolan at (212) 874-5300 or (jspolan@worldnet.att.net)