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Swami Woghumdrum here. 

I have returned to Professor of Obscure Learning Spolan's Home Page 

in an effort to find more clues 

as the the possible whereabouts 

of my two missing Devotees. 

This time I have noticed that one: "Shelly" 

from the Cult of Social Ridicule Instruments 

has also been reported missing? 

{I am hopeful my efforts to return the two fog bound children 

entrusted to my care does not take ten years. 

Because their mother's just won't go for it 

and 

NO AMOUNT of mind-altering concoctions seems to be of value 

as I meditate upon their whereabouts!?!} 

However, if and when I do see this "Shelly" and/or 

have anything to report 

I will get back to you on THIS matter 

Toc Sec Et Fondue. 

This is the reasoning which brought me back to Jeffrey's Page 

and to write to you today: 

I noticed something different today on the Page...  

- I go back often because I have attention disorder syndrome -  

the word Himalayas seemed to be underlined on the 

Yeti2.htm page - 

Which lead me to: the SPOLANK.htm page! 

-SPOLank IS AN AUSPICIUOS [sic] WORD IN OUR RELIGION! 

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE SINGING OF GOATS! 

(sorry I can not reveal its complete meaning) 

And there upon Spolank page was this remarkable story 

which mentions "Karp" "Yeti" "Casting Director" 

and of course 

"GOAT" 

all animals SACRED to our Cult! 

I now have the sensation 

there is much more involved 

on many planes 

and 

trains 

and 

automobiles 

concerning the missing:  

Charlene and Bobolina. 

Perhaps, I am wondering, they felt compelled 

in some Higher Way 

to follow this path to Professor Spolan. 

Please tell me what you can of these matters? 

Your Friend in World Peace and Munitions 

Blessed be my own name: 

The Swami.