Clotaldo Purbah Yeti, pictured here in his backyard on the slopes of Ama Dablam,
has just received the good news and takes a moment to celebrate
before going back to the business of
terrifying trekers, climbers and pollsters.

Special Press Release:
Mikey Gavon, from Red Hook, has just been appointed the Brooklyn Special Ambassador of Cultural Affairs to the Central Committee of the People's Republic of China.

Also See:
Mikey is warmly received by the PRC Central Committee
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For additional information contact:
Jeffrey Spolan at (212) 874-5300 or (jspolan@worldnet.att.net)